At Text Symbol, sexy text and custom graphics come together in a lustful embrace of all things shameless, smart, and absurdly funny. Our first products are custom stylish, high quality, must-have humorous T-shirts featuring dirty text and our very own lusty illustrations.
Posted by angel
With the presidential campaigns in full swing, why not use your lawn for something truly inspiring? This yard sign also makes a great gag gift for bachelorettes! Now that we have your attention, here’s the scoop on our Nobody knows I’m a pornstar buttons: Are you a closet exhibitionist? Do you blush at a dirty joke but are the first one to strip down to panties and jump in the ocean at night. Our pink stylish Nobody knows I’m a pornstar button is customized with a star design, its perfect for the sexy sweet girl who plays both sides.
Get our Nobody knows I’m a pornstar lawn sign and buttons here >>.
- March 10th
- Filed under: Women
Posted by angel
If you are lucky enough to be a multi-orgasmic person, show the world how privileged you are. This pinup style illustration features foliage, butterflies, swirls, flowers, and a few beautiful pinup whores in fuck me pumps.
In multiple colors here >>.
- March 1st
- Filed under: All
Posted by angel
You know you want to climb on top of your sexy techie and remove their glasses while they whisper dirty nerdy nothings in your ear. Our Talk nerdy to me_ tee announces your geek fetish to the world (or at least to the IT department). Perfect for the man or woman who knows that the brain is the body’s greatest erogenous zone. This custom tee is black with digital white print. Super nerdy looking.
Get down and nerdy here >>.
- February 23rd
- Filed under: All
Posted by angel
Attention whorish Han Solos and slutty Princess Leias! We at Text Symbol acknowledge that nerds have dirty sex too (on occasion). Find geeky intergalactic sluts like yourself by sporting our neat-o Star Wars parody t shirt. Together, find a spot far far away and leave your glasses on. Our exclusive black cotton Slut Whore tee has white galactic text.
Star Wars lovers get it here >>.
- February 17th
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Posted by angel
Guns and puppies are not going to keep you warm at night. Well, puppies might, but you get the point. Get cozy and enjoy the soothing form-fitting comfort of Text Symbol’s original Happiness is…a warm pussy T-shirt.
Get cozy here >>.
- February 11th
- Filed under: Men
Posted by angel
You are a filthy little cocksucker and you know it. Yeah. That’s right. Mmm. Say it. Now say it again. Now get busy, you sweet little cocksucker. Our original Little cocksucker thong design is pink with curlicues. Look closely at the fucking genius design to find the object of oral fixation.
Find your dirty secret here >>.
- February 5th
- Filed under: Women
Posted by angel
Here at Text Symbol, when we talk about sluts and whores (such as ourselves), we do not discriminate between the sexes. However, sometimes a slut needs to assert his masculinity and self-identify as a Manwhore. Our exclusive Manwhore T shirt design features a banner; blue and black paint drips and splotches; and a yellow sun backlighting the silhouette of a woman so hot that she would inspire any man to whore. More girls emerge as you look more closely. It’s beautiful. Our Manwhore tee is the perfect gift for your slutty manfriend.
Mansluts click here.
- February 1st
- Filed under: All, Men
Posted by Johnny
Sounds easy: join a band and get sex. Every teenager knows that. But then your band gets signed and fights over songwriting credits and then Yokos emerge…stick to air guitar in your bedroom and skip the drama. Wear Text Symbol’s original Guitarists are Players t-shirt anyway and still get laid. Guitarists are Players t-shirt features girls, swirls and two Fender Stratocasters.
Players click here.
- January 15th
- Filed under: All, Men
Posted by Johnny
Some people call it a pin, some people call it a badge, we like to call it a button. Whatever you prefer to call them, our sexy & naughty buttons are hip, so you’ll want to be sure to check them out.
Posted by Johnny
Declare your wistful groupie status to the other skanks at your favorite band’s next gig. Or maybe he really is your boyfriend. A bassist who grooves is just right (trust us). Anyone who has ever crushed really hard on a musician should own our tres cool My boyfriend’s the bassist design. The black and gray custom design elements include stars, birds, swirls, a shield, a banner and (of course) a bassist.
Get our My boyfriend’s the bassist cap sleeve tee here >> or see it on other products.
